Cartoon Promo Brings Bahsten to a Halt

Posted by Seth Kramer on Thursday, February 1st 2007 at 11:24am


Boston Police closed bridges, subway stations, a highway, and the freaking river because of "suspicious devices" found throughout the city. These suspicious devices consisted of lights on a circuit board in the shape of characters from the Cartoon Network Adult Swim Cartoon "Aqua Teen Hunger Force." The most infamous example seen here:



Now the Boston Police and Mayor, Massachusetts Attorney General, Governor, etc. are waging a jihad against Turner Broadcasting (the parent company of the Cartoon Network) and the marketing firm that came up with the idea to put these magnetic lights up. They have issued 2 arrest warrants. I believe the people of Boston have an expression for how these city/state officials are behaving: wicked retahded.

Seriously, somebody called out the national guard for this:



Now I'm no expert in explosives, but I'd imagine for something to explode there's got to be, oh I dunno, maybe something explosive in it. It's a fucking Lite-Brite (TM Hasbro).



Boston Mayor Retardo the Clown said, "It is outrageous, in a post-9/11 world, that a company would use this type of marketing scheme." That's right mayor, 9/11 changed everything. So now we have to overreact to any use of electronics in the public.

Anyway, I'm not one to curse the darkness without lighting a candle so here's my friendly advice to Boston authorities. THERE ARE MORE BOMBS IN YOUR CITY! You must tear them all apart. Below I've posted a few pictures to help you recognize them. We must stop the terrorists at all costs.











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