New Hampshire Debate Live Blog
Posted by Seth Kramer on Saturday, January 5th 2008 at 6:14pm
-New Hampshire State Motto
Tonight is the last debate before the New Hampshire Primary. At 7PM the Republican debate will begin. It will last 90 minutes. After which there will be a 15 minute break, and the Democratic Debate will begin. I will attempt to mock them both.
So here are your players:
The Republicans
(I Heart) Mike Huckabee
(Maverick) Sen. John McCain
Former (9/11) New York City Mayor (9/11) Rudolph (9/11) 9iu11ani
TV's Fred Thompson (As Seen On TV)
Willard (Mittens) Mitt Romney
Ron (Dr. No) Paul
The Democrats
Hillary ("Does my last name sound familiar?") Clinton
Barack ("Don't use my middle name please") Obama
John ("My daddy worked in a miiiiilll") Edwards
Bill ("Did I mention I was a UN Ambassador?") Richardson
Well I need to fix my liveblog software so it looks like I have about 45 minutes to do that and something about dinner.
If I have time I'll post some expectations.
[01.05.2008 19:05:56] Romney won Wyoming. Not a big surprise. Not really a big deal either. Wyoming has a smaller population than Washington DC.
[01.05.2008 19:06:36] I'm hungry. I think it's time to order a pizza.
[01.05.2008 19:09:38] They're sitting down?! What the hell is this? Must have been Fred Thompson's idea.
[01.05.2008 19:14:14] Thompson: First 9/11 reference (Time: 2 minutes, 12 seconds)
[01.05.2008 19:21:17] Romney: People now know that you attack America and there's going to be a response. Was that unclear before?
[01.05.2008 19:26:00] Thompson: Who have we invaded before 9/11? Lets see, Cuba, Nicaragua, Iran, Panama, Grenada, etc.
[01.05.2008 19:28:04] Romney and Huckabee are arguing like children about their respective articles in Foreign Policy Magazine. I feel ashamed that I read them.
[01.05.2008 19:28:38] Huckabee: "Which one?" (referring to Romney's position). ZING!!
[01.05.2008 19:31:20] Moderator just had to call a timeout. They're acting like children talking over one another.
[01.05.2008 19:36:24] Romney: "strengthen America's families." Code for put the gays in concentration camps, that or bigamy.
[01.05.2008 19:43:30] Paul: Why do we have a monetary system that doesn't obey the Constitution? Is that a shot at the Federal Reserve, or a demand that we get rid of paper bills?
[01.05.2008 19:49:38] You'd think Canada was a third world country the way they're talking about their health care system. Out...of...touch.
[01.05.2008 19:53:23] Thompson: "A good number of people who don't have insurance can afford it." I'd like to show the Fmr. Sen. some numbers on how wrong he is. That good number is something like 4%.
[01.05.2008 20:02:42] Mittens: There are 47 million people who've decided "everyone else should pay for me". So Mitt thinks the people who don't have health insurance are malicious bastards. Riiiiiight. I guess the GOP doesn't think there's anyone who's a Republican but doesn't have health care. This is what drives me nuts about the Republicans. If they'd just show a heart about this sort of thing. I'm not saying handouts, but recognize that people who don't have health insurance aren't being irresponsible, they really can't afford it!
[01.05.2008 20:09:04] Mitt (on illegals): I encourage those people to get in line like everyone else. Mitt, THERE'S NO FUCKING LINE. Seriously, our immigration system is a game of fucking BINGO!
[01.05.2008 20:11:20] McCain: Joe Lieberman and I had a townhall activity. Is that what you kids are calling it these days? You make me sick.
[01.05.2008 20:12:33] McCain: again with the "my friend"
[01.05.2008 20:15:22] McCain and Romney going at it over immigration.
[01.05.2008 20:17:06] 9iu11ani: Ronald Reagan loved amnesty. He also loved selling guns to Nicaraguan death squads, what's the point?
[01.05.2008 20:19:54] Ron Paul is awful quiet about immigration.
[01.05.2008 20:23:47] Grrr. I ordered my pizza from the wrong location. I gotta go pick it up. I'll be gone for a few minutes.
[01.05.2008 20:50:25] Back. I see the Republicans are still gassing on.
[01.05.2008 20:50:39] Correction: It's the recap. Must be the 15 minute break. Pizza's here. :)
[01.05.2008 21:03:16] Dem's are up.
[01.05.2008 21:11:11] Richardson: President must have a policy of realism. So he wouldn't run for president with say 2% support?
[01.05.2008 21:19:45] I think Hillary is going to bore the terrorists to death. Jesus girl, wrap it up.
[01.05.2008 21:24:19] Nuclear holocaust and terrorism. The Democratic debate is a real downer.
[01.05.2008 21:25:43] Could Chuck Gibson (moderator) push his glasses down any further? I mean seriously.
[01.05.2008 21:27:59] So much for Mrs. Nice Gal. Hillary goes negative.
[01.05.2008 21:34:19] Hillary to Obama: You mandated health care for children but not for adults. That's inconsistant. Um Hill, hun, kids can't pay for health insurance sweety. Edwards looks like he's taking the high road.
[01.05.2008 21:34:52] Change is the 9/11 of the Democratic debate.
[01.05.2008 21:35:45] Hillary is shouty.
[01.05.2008 21:36:30] Richardson: Hostage negotiations are more civil. Planted it!
[01.05.2008 21:45:33] Gibson seems to think the point of the surge was to send more troops for the sake of having a place to send them. It was to get a political solution, bud.
[01.05.2008 21:53:21] Richardson kept banging on the table. His new nickname: Humpty Thumpty.
[01.05.2008 21:59:14] Press Monkey: They're probing NH voters' brains? AWESOME!
[01.05.2008 22:00:12] Clinton: "That hurts my feelings." Funny...haha...feelings.
[01.05.2008 22:10:20] Edwards brings it: My father worked in a Miiiiill.
[01.05.2008 22:12:40] My father and my grandmother and the Miiiiiillll.
[01.05.2008 22:15:34] Whoa. Obama's a lefty. Seriously, left handed. I don't know if I can deal with a left-handed president. Is that prejudiced?
[01.05.2008 22:18:12] And they demonstrate Charlie's point about how nothing gets changed in Washington. They're all talking over one another. Hillary brings the shouty.
[01.05.2008 22:19:49] Jesus Edwards let the mill and the dead liver girl go.
[01.05.2008 22:22:18] I think Edwards just winked at the audience.
[01.05.2008 22:23:18] Richardson actually said emboldering. I'm pretty sure that's not a word.
[01.05.2008 22:36:05] This debate has been a real downer. Economy, nuclear disaster, lobbyists
[01.05.2008 22:38:38] Yay it's over.
[01.05.2008 22:39:48] It may just be my prejudices but Hillary's Shouty O'Shouterson moments and early attacks made her look bad.
[01.05.2008 22:51:27] The media seems to believe that Clinton was good tonight. Apparently shouty means presidential.
Hmmmm: Is It Christmas

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